"No longer do we see you sluggishly walking en route to work every morning with refillable coffee thermos in one hand, robotically scanning some kind of social media feed with the other.
We are concerned that the regular and cyclic day time group texts received from you are now occurring at odd hours of the night. Your persistence to move happy hour to 2 a.m. despite continual and unanimous rejections is unusual and annoying. We hear that your online dating messages to available bachelors go unopened and unanswered solely due to the odd hours that they are sent.”
Written by Brian Secemsky, full article here
I’m back on nights again this week. My California family still texts throughout the day to my phone on silent. Miss civilization but there is something nice about the calm then sudden craziness at night.